Melissa Freedom Blog

07 April 2009

REFUSE NEW COINS

This simple action will make a strong statement.

Please help do this… Refuse to accept these when they are handed to you.
I received one from the Post Office as change and I asked for a dollar bill instead.

The lady just smiled and said 'way to go', so she had read this e -mail.
Please help out...our world is in enough trouble without this too!!!!!

U.S.Government to Release New Dollar Coins

You guessed it "IN GOD WE TRUST" IS GONE!!!

If ever there was a reason to boycott something, THIS IS IT!!!!

DO NOT ACCEPT THE NEW DOLLAR COINS AS CHANGE

Together we can force them out of circulation…

"Daddy, how was I born?"

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You’re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You'll love this....

You got Male

19 February 2009

Utensils to Build a Rich Article

Affiliate Hijacker Bundle
Automated List Builder
Instant Article Wizard
Instant Article Wizard Pro
Instant Speed Learning
Keywords Everywhere

11 February 2009

Data Entry Openings

Email processor
Email sending jobs
My data team global data entry
Online best surveys
Online data entry jobs
Typers Wanted - data entry & typing ads!
Web Colleagues real home typing data entry partnerships
Work from home - make money blogging

04 December 2008

Money Making Secrets

3HourProfits
"How to Make $65-$95,000 Driving a Truck and be Home Everyday!"
Blast4Traffic Pro Membership
BlastYourAd
Desperate Buyers Only
ExplosiveCashIns
GMS Services Package
Kick Ass Sales Pages
Link Directory Submitter
Daily Cash Jobs

03 December 2008

Invitation for New Affiliates

Hi new Affiliates
Melissa here...

If you are familiar with Clickbank.com (R), or even if you are not but you want to makeprofits online, then you will want to check this out ASAP...
While I like Clickbank, and they are a great marketplace... they are limited to many restrictions to sell products or earn affiliate commissions...
Well, there is a GREAT NEW SERVICE now...
It is a new FREE marketplace where you can sell any product you want.
Your OWN product... - OR - (the best part) You can become an INSTANT Affiliate for ANY item in their HUGE marketplace.

It is called PayDotCom.com! Did I mention it is 100% FREE to Join!

This site is going to KILL all other marketplaces and I by now, almost EVERY SINGLE SERIOUS online marketer has an account with PayDotCom.com
So get yours now and see how much they offer...
OH! - Also, they have their won affiliate program now that pays you COLD HARD cash just for sharing the site with people like I am doing with you...
They give you cool tools like BLOG WIDGETS, and they even have an advertising program to help you get traffic to your site.
If you want an ARMY of affiliates to sell your products for you, they also allow you to have Free placement in their marketplace!
Even better... If your product becomes one of theTop 25 products in its category in the marketplace (not that hard to do)...
...then you will get Free advertising on the Blog Widget which is syndicated on THOUSANDS of sites World Wide and get Millions of impressions per month.

So, what are you waiting for...

PayDotCom.com ROCKS!

Get your FREE account now...
http://paydotcom.net/?affiliate=463497

Thanks,
Melissa
P.S. - Make sure to get your Account NOW while it is Free to join.

04 October 2008

Place of Prosperity

Sunny California is a beautiful place to visit. The best time to go is in April, May or September the weather is gorgeous; not to hot yet not to cold.
Our enjoyment doing the summer months is taking out my speed boat on a warm sunny day. A breath taking place is Torch Lake in Traverse City . The water is so blue/green that while your swimming you can see their legs swaying back and forth.
During the winter months skiing in Vermont; nothing wrong with feeling you are on top of the world looking upon all creation. I also like to pull my children and grandchild around on the snowmobile.

The country gives you many option you can sled in a field or travel down a country road.

What Not To Do With A Pocket Taser!!!

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed.
I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and…

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION… WHAT THE HELL!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?

SON-OF-A-BITCH! THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!'

Melissa Freedom Blog

07 April 2009

REFUSE NEW COINS

"Daddy, how was I born?"

19 February 2009

Utensils to Build a Rich Article

11 February 2009

Data Entry Openings

04 December 2008

Money Making Secrets

03 December 2008

Invitation for New Affiliates

04 October 2008

Place of Prosperity

My Bio

Followers

Expert Ezine Author

SearchWarp Banner

Blog Archive

New Exciting Inventory!!

Melissa Favorite Eats & More

What Not To Do With A Pocket Taser!!!